So a few years ago, when I was but a lowly freshman, there were like a million people named Dan. For some reason, I started to 'collect' them under the name The Sexy Dans. Here is the list of those Sexy Dans, some of which I don't even remember anymore. O.o;

~*~ALL MOURN THE PASSING OF SEXY DAN THE SECOND.~*~ (He moved)

Sexy Dan #1: The Original Sexy Dan, Dan Kraac. Everyone go "oooo!" in his presence, for he is The First. *bows*

Sexy Dan #2: Future World Dictator, he has that title on his messenger bag and is a... tenth grader, I believe? I know him through my study hall. Last name is Auch.

Sexy Dan #3: Mississippi, called this because that's his home state. He even has this little song he does... also in my study hall. He has ugly feet, and is a junior.

Sexy Dan #4: Known simply as Dan Hoy. The one that sits at the lunch table and is in my science class. He's way too fucking smart. *eye twitch* I shall beat him someday on a test.... GAR!

Sexy Dan #5: Dan Leach. I went to elementary school with him, and he is in my history class.

Sexy Dan #6: Premy, as that is the nickname I gave him. He's got red hair. I talk to him daily. He is cool. *nods*

Sexy Dan #7: Lupin, he's a friend of Chasity. He looks like Lupin the III, hence the nick. He's alright, and his last name is Shank. He went to a Manson concert, the bastard.

Sexy Dan #8: Replogle, a guy who was in my science class because upper classmen just drop in every now and then. Don't know how to pronounce his name, though... it's supposed to be his last name... o_O *cackle*

Sexy Dan #9: Dan Gutschal. He's sort of weird, but I don't know him that well.

Dan #10: Dan Grieneisen... a friend of Chris Anderson. Chris is cool. I've never met Dan, though... o_O

Sexy Dan 11#, the Half Dan: His middle name is Dan. His first name is Jordan. So he is only a half Dan. He is in my English class.

Sexy Dan 12#,The Dan with the poofy hair. Never talked to this one, but he's a friend of Chas. He has poofy hair, but he doesn't like it poofy. o_O

Sexy Dan 13#, Never even met this dan. Brother of aforementioned Chris. *nods* As I said, I've never met this Dan... but that's okay. *evil cackle*

Sexy Dan #14 - This is the oldest Dan, at 30 some years old. Friend of Jackie and Nate's. I met him... ONCE! *cackles*